Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just google imaged poop.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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