Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i will never coherently bang her
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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