you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
only you would photoshop your dick
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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