I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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