He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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