How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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