I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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