I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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