You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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