There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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