Apparently you make a good broom.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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