I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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