i think my mom watched the whole time
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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