I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize