I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
her vagine was all disorganized.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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