**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I need to stop coming to work sober
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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