we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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