I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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