Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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