I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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