do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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