Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
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go home
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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