I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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