When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Damn victory sex feels great
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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