Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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