try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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