You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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