Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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