It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Enjoy the penises
Randomize
