as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
this will be a night to untag.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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