Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
