I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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