arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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