yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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