Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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