There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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