I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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