I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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