just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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