we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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