man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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