dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
