she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Shame - the story of my life.
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