His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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