My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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