piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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