"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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