I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
His nipple licking is glorious
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