oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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