He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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