The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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