I need help removing her.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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