i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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