yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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