I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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